Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Babloo Copy Share Image
A teacher must believe in the value and interest of his subject as a doctor believes in health. — Gilbert Highet Copy Share Image
The gifted needs a good teacher, plenty of work and much of bravery. — Mariana Fulger Copy Share Image
Some people will make a great teacher's, but a shitty student, because of nobody but their own ego !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never knew teachers are human beings like everybody else-- and better too! — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
My teacher told me I was a piece of shit Seen her the other day, driving a piece of shit — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
Of all the excellent teachers of college English whom I have known I have never discovered one who knew precisely what he… — Mary Ellen Chase Copy Share Image
“The teacher who assesses his students with providing feedback is like the optician to give the people the suitable glasses to see… — Fatima Almoemen Copy Share Image
Learn your craft. You want to be a doctor or a teacher - it's very important to learn your craft and indulge… — Robert Horry Copy Share Image
The highest teaching is never written down. It's only communicated from teacher to student because it's a "transmission of the lamp." It's… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
When I was a student at Princeton University, I was working part time in a grocery store. I saw an ad for… — John Katzman Copy Share Image
Teaching is successful only as it causes people to think for themselves. What the teacher thinks matters little; what he makes the… — Alice Moore Hubbard Copy Share Image
The most important thing we can do is to make sure that we've got very high standards, we expect a lot out… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I would like teachers to look deep because sometimes kids do have a faade that they put up because they feel vulnerable.… — Jan Brett Copy Share Image
It's been a struggling school for many, many years, and [that's] not surprising since it's serving some of the most disadvantaged kids… — Pedro Noguera Copy Share Image
“An ordinary teacher teaches how to accumulate information. A good teacher teaches how to assimilate information. A great teacher teaches how to… — Amit Ray Copy Share Image
In the United States we have concentrated tremendous sums of money on the educational plant, seemingly with the idea that the right… — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
“The world is a classroom - life is the teacher and the subjects are learned everyday from the successes, failures, changes, twists,… — Eugenie Laverne Mitchell Copy Share Image
As a teacher, I can help my students see what is working and not working. I can show them certain solutions. I… — Akhil Sharma Copy Share Image
After it's all over, the early childhood, a chain of birthdays woven with candlelight, piles of presents, voices of relatives singing and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[Eugene] O'Neill made a living, certainly, at least. But each of these forms have sort of died the death in turn, and… — William Monahan Copy Share Image
I think it goes back to my high school days. In computer class, the first assignment was to write a program to… — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
“There was nothing more beautiful in the world than the sight of a teacher getting upset.” — Robert Cormier Copy Share Image
“Life is the greatest teacher because it educates even those who really hate to learn.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
I was a weirdo to want to be in show business. Most kids wanted to be teachers or nurses. — Nell Carter Copy Share Image
Wise teachers create an environment that encourages students to teach themselves — Leonard Roy Frank Copy Share Image
Until teachers get their due it is difficult to bring about a change. — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
I think a lot of teachers want to talk about how to continually improve performance. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Experience is a brutal teacher; but we learn. MY GOD, do we learn — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“> Have you heard the one about the cross-eyed teacher who had trouble with her pupils?” — Hudson Moore Copy Share Image
No amount of pay ever made a good soldier, a good teacher, a good artist, or a good workman. — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
If I wasn't an actor, I think I'd love to be a primary school teacher. — Jonathan Bailey Copy Share Image
My mother was a teacher for 40 years. She was part of the United Teachers of New Orleans. — Wendell Pierce Copy Share Image
“Never trust a man who teaches about death but yet had no real experience at all about it.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
Acquire new knowledge whilst thinking over the old, and you may become a teacher of others. — Confucius Copy Share Image