“up in a salon that’s meant for men the same way a tampon’s meant for men.” — Nick Thacker Copy Share Image
If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I almost wish we would've filmed a whole fake tampon commercial around ["I'm With Her"]. — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
Giovanna Plowman, the girl who ate her own tampon, is in a relationship and you are single... Just let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was a great story and I admired her. And I also felt a little envious. Because that bloody tampon had been… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“E.L. James. Best damn author of our time, if you ask me. She really nailed it with that tampon scene. Pure enlightenment.” — Christina Elle Copy Share Image
..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well… — Jeanie Wilding Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
“Can we agree to a decent working rapport, here? Because I really don't have time for this, and I can always stuff… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Rochelle," she calls out, still looking at me. "Is there anyone down at the desk? I need something." I'm too startled to… — Patricia McCormick Copy Share Image
That's actually pretty tame, but the fact that it was coming from this unexpected adorable little 17-year-old, I thought I'd be getting… — Lzzy Hale Copy Share Image
Is there a reason there's not a tampon dispenser in the West Wing basement?" And it was like, "No." Nobody had really… — Alyssa Mastromonaco Copy Share Image
We had a segment called Tampon Tuesdays that I was very proud of; that was hilarious because there are a lot of… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
I got hit up for a tampon commercial and so I asked [JD and Jo] if they had anything. Jo sent that… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
“Ouch," he said. "Move your foot." "No." "Go away." "Glad to see you, too." "What are you doing here?" I asked. "You… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image