'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
What you find I think in the mystical strain of Catholicism is that you're put in relationship with God, and you have… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
When you're supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you're talking as friends off the set, it makes… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There's no reason why I can't be a mogul. When I step into a room and I'm there to have a conversation,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
When you're in these movie deals and the studios are talking, they're putting business deals and packages together, but they're making calls… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
