Pilot's pre-launch brief off the carrier to his passenger in a 2-place jet: If anything goes wrong off the cat, I'll say 'Eject Eject Eject'. If you say 'Huh?', you'll be talking to yourself. — Myself Copy Share Image
Tryna hide this pain with these pain killers, she said the storms only will last a little while but shit it got me feeling… — Myself Copy Share Image
In life, something from everything will leave a mark on your heart. It might be happiness, lamentations, or both. Memories will make you the… — Myself Copy Share Image
Christian Longo makes deadbeat dads look good. He is on deathrow for killing his three children and then fleeing to Mexico. — Myself Copy Share Image
A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his… — Myself Copy Share Image
Never judge somebody before judgein urself in d mirror. Not everybody is perfect — Myself Copy Share Image
You broke my heart by telling everybody I am the reason for your broken heart. it is just a shit. — Myself Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and you made it thru — Myself Copy Share Image
