Talk Life Quotes by Snooki

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum!

— Snooki

I feel your weiner!

— Snooki

Every time I smush I think of if I tanned today ??

— Snooki

I need a talk show in my life.

— Snooki

I should be someones first resort, not their last priority.

— Snooki

When I get excited I want to poop

— Snooki

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

— Snooki

Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.

— Snooki

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm.

— Snooki

I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its…

— Snooki

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

— Snooki

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.

— Snooki

I have to poop!

— Snooki

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

— Snooki

Im goin to Jeresy Shore BITCH!

— Snooki