I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. -Veronica Corningstone — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love… — Anchorman Copy Share
What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on. -Wes Mantooth — Anchorman Copy Share
No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits of real… — Anchorman Copy Share
Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. — Anchorman Copy Share
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? — Anchorman Copy Share
I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming! -Champ Kind — Anchorman Copy Share
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What?… — Anchorman Copy Share
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Copy Share
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's… — Anchorman Copy Share
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.… — Anchorman Copy Share
