I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don't… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
There are so many funny people and so many talented people, but the one thing nobody else has is my take on the world. So, when I'm developing my show, that's going to be the focus. — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
There are two industry secrets to surviving a long day on camera on the red carpet: First, no drinking the night before - ever.… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I actually quite love following Lisa Rinna on Twitter, because she tweets like I tweet, which is like, 'Just dropped off the kids!' Or,… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I remember watching Regis and Kathie Lee interview celebrities, and my mom looked so happy. I just did the math. I wanted to make… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I played football in eighth grade, and even though I had a passion for it, it turned out I'm no good at playing it. — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
When you struggle with weight, it's not an internal struggle... it's literally an external struggle, and everyone sees it. — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
What I love most about achieving whatever I've achieved is that the Seattle Seahawks follow me on Twitter! — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
There were times I was told, 'You are too gay.' I turned down a lot of things because producers said they wanted me to… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
“Instead, play it cool, heed the advice of Wilson Phillips, and "Hold on for one more day....” — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
Celebrities know I'm not looking for a 'gotcha' moment. I don't want to be Barbara Walters who you come to when you first check… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I learned from my father how to swear right and how to string it together for optimum effect/affect. I use it like karate. I… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
