“Tip to all British tabloids: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. I repeat: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone.” — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
“A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I don’t mind my friends calling me “Thornes,” but the fact of people calling me “Prickly Thornes” draws the line.” — Simi Sunny Copy Share Image