I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I swear to God I was freaked out about the Aswang when I was a kid in the Philippines. — Reggie Lee Copy Share Image
It's very different working with all adults. I have a swear jar so that, if they have a potty mouth, I make… — Joey King Copy Share Image
No! I don’t want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I tried--I swear I tried. But you didn't want to hear what I was saying, and I used that as an excuse… — John Green Copy Share Image
You ate something yesterday.You sure?"asked Simon Jace shrugged."Well,I wouldnt swear on a stack of Bibles.I think it was yesterday,though. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and… — Helena Bonham Carter Copy Share Image
I swear so soon as age will permit ... I will use fire and steel to arrest the destiny of Rome. — Hannibal Copy Share Image
Meditate upon my counsels; love them; follow them; To the divine virtues will they know how to lead thee. I swear it… — Pythagoras Copy Share Image
I look deep into her rich brown eyes and she look into mine. Law, she got old-soul eyes, like she done lived… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
...the voice was indisputable. It continued to swear with that breadth and variety that distinguishes the swearing of a cultivated man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What 'SNL' taught me that was useful on 'The Watch' was, only put in bad words if they can get a laugh… — Akiva Schaffer Copy Share Image
I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you’re in need for a quick mental vacation, it does… — Phillip Lim Copy Share Image
I'd swear to God, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think people should be able to swear whenever they want. I just don't want the federal government making laws about… — Richard Dooling Copy Share Image
When your laboratory explodes, lacing your body with a supercharged elixir, what do you do? You don't just lie there. You crawl… — Austin Grossman Copy Share Image
On my honor, I swear to you, that from my first day in office to the last breath I draw, I will… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
I swear I pick up little gems from every artist that I work with. That's why I'm so appreciative that I've been… — Sevyn Streeter Copy Share Image
You tried to slide his original curse back onto him?” Al said in wonder. “At the restaurant? And I stopped you? Sweet… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
