One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and if they go down to 22 percent, they start laying people off. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
So many cartoonists draw the same year after year. When they find a style, they stick with it. They don't mess with innovation, and… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
If it were not for the fact that editors have become so timorous in these politically correct times, I would probably have a greater… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
I can always see what I've done wrong. I'm always learning. I'm the perennial student. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
I've always looked upon politics as a very boring thing. Politics never interested me as much as the people involved in it. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
I hate changes of administrations, because I have all my villains in place and they are all taken away and replaced with faceless wonders… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy with in all the time I've been doing it. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image