Survival Quotes by Joe Teti · Page 2

Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.

— Joe Teti

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

— Joe Teti

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

— Joe Teti

This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.

— Joe Teti

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

— Joe Teti

That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.

— Joe Teti

The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.

— Joe Teti

Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.

— Joe Teti

This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown…

— Joe Teti

Everyone knows the rules of three's, you can survive three weeks without food, but not in this environment.

— Joe Teti

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

— Joe Teti

His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to…

— Joe Teti

At the top of my list for terrain that I hate navigating through, it is definitely the mangrove.

— Joe Teti

This is a way you can learn about someone through very stressful situations. That is when a person is either gonna shine…

— Joe Teti

You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big…

— Joe Teti

You don't have to be a rocket science to know that if Joe Teti has a rifle, and a round to go…

— Joe Teti

Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

— Joe Teti

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

— Joe Teti

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

— Joe Teti

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

— Joe Teti

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.

— Joe Teti

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

— Joe Teti

We've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose.

— Joe Teti

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude.

— Joe Teti

I'm gonna see how this works out, but I think it's a bad idea.

— Joe Teti

If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were.

— Joe Teti

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.

— Joe Teti

I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.

— Joe Teti

It's probably one of the worst places I've been...

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We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.

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We'll stay warm tonight even if we have to sit by each other and snuggle.

— Joe Teti

Sometimes you have to take the harder course of action.

— Joe Teti

Now that this torch is lit, we do not have time to dilly dally around...

— Joe Teti

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer...

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I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.

— Joe Teti

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

— Joe Teti

I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.

— Joe Teti

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

— Joe Teti

Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit.

— Joe Teti

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.

— Joe Teti