1 Surprise quote by Jane Ace
All Surprise quotes · Jane Ace’s page
You could have knocked me down with a fender.
— Jane Ace
I am his awfully-wedded wife.
The chickens have come home to roast.
We've been insufferable friends for years.
Insomnia is only mind over mattress.
Up at the crank of dawn.
Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.
I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.
Doctor, feel my purse.
I'm a member of the weeper sex.
We're all cremated equal.
Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!
