Surgery Quotes · Page 12

I had open heart surgery, exploratory surgery in my stomach, bilateral chest tubes... all this stuff.

— Spencer Stone

I don't know how well-known it is, but I had back surgery in '07, and it took about two years to recover.

— Ronnie Coleman

So-called restoration is at least as tricky as brain surgery. Most pictures expire under scalpel and sponge.

— Alexander Eliot

I was told as a teenager I'd never box again. I had a really bad wrist injury; I couldn't even shadow box…

— Joe Calzaghe

The most important thing you will do is yet to be seen. For me, I found my important thing to do when…

— Rand Paul

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

— George Carlin

Painting is as difficult as brain surgery. It's not that relaxing. But that's the discipline.

— Jamie Wyeth

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help…

— Demetri Martin

Whether it's mending a failing company, fighting corruption, tackling disease, or rebuilding a marriage, the hardest problems defy just-add-water remedies. Indeed, slapping…

— Carl Honore

I had operations up until I was 18, then revision on my scars to put back my eyebrows. So I've had a…

— Trudie Styler

During the summer of 1963 between my junior and senior years, I began a research project on hypothermia in the Department of…

— Stanley B. Prusiner

Obviously it's always hard when you tell a patient you can't help them, because maybe it's a physical constraint with the surgery,…

— Paul Nassif

One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of…

— Dave Barry

With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone…

— Joan Rivers

Gay marriage is a tricky issue for the Democrats due to the fact that - like taxes, defense and education - they…

— Ann Coulter

Melania Trump's husband tweeted this: "Cher, I don't wear a rug, it's mine, and I promise not to talk about your massive…

— Lawrence O'Donnell

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

— Robin Williams

I couldn't cut up a frog, and I certainly couldn't perform surgery. I'm better at making it possible for other people.

— Mary Lasker

I had reconstructive pectoral surgery, I had a cervical neck fusion and a scope, and the scope was the toughest.

— John Cena

This is an execution, not surgery. Where does that come from, that you must find the method of execution that causes the…

— Antonin Scalia

I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months.…

— Jessica Simpson

I don't think people understand what microfracture surgery is. It's pretty serious. A lot of basketball players get it in their knees,…

— Matt Kemp

It's a frustrating game because the situations so drastically change at different times over the course of the week, the game, the…

— Tom Brady

I think when it comes to Botox and surgery, actresses should do it or not do it, but be honest about their…

— Debra Winger

As a life coach, I love makeovers, from new clothes to surgery, pedicures to highlights. But redoing makes you feel better only…

— Martha Beck

I'm afraid to start plastic surgery. And my breasts are so versatile now, I can wear them down, up, and side to…

— Cybill Shepherd

I think I'm still trying to find my feet as an actor. And I know it ain't brain surgery, but it confuses…

— Colin Farrell

... surgery is a powerful placebo, perhaps the ultimate placebo. The effectiveness of a placebo is directly proportional to the impression it…

— John E. Sarno

Without naming names, I definitely think that celebrities nowadays are really having better surgery. It's looking a lot more natural than ever…

— Paul Nassif

I have scars on my knee from an ACL surgery. I have a scar on my ankle from ankle surgery. I have…

— Bret Bielema

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

— Phyllis Diller

It is better not to apply any treatment in cases of occult cancer; for if treated (by surgery), the patients die quickly;…

— Hippocrates

I think it's strange when people my age and younger get surgery. Somebody's got to play old people.

— Ashley Jensen

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

— Anonymous

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

— Joan Rivers

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic…

— Bette Midler

I don't think there is anything wrong with cosmetic surgery at all. I think it's great. But I don't think it's alright…

— Sharon Stone

The hand issue I had throughout the India tour, and which eventually led to surgery, no doubt took people by surprise.

— Jofra Archer

I had throat surgery. We had to check that out and make sure it wasn't cancerous. I had a polyp on my…

— Zakk Wylde