Having a highly trained obstetrical surgeon attend a normal birth is analogous to having a pediatric surgeon babysit a healthy 2-year-old. — Marsden Wagner Copy Share Image
A rich man's faults are covered with money, but a surgeon's faults are covered with earth. — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
We find we breathe again, and hear the surgeon hum. Outside, in the street, a car starts up. The heart regularly Thunders. — James Kirkup Copy Share Image
There is a tendency of people to try to make you believe only a few people are smart. As a brain surgeon,… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
A surgeon would never hesitate to amputate a rotting hand, no matter how faithfully it had served its owner in the past. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Science does not have a moral dimension. It is like a knife. If you give it to a surgeon or a murderer,… — Wernher von Braun Copy Share Image
Some wounds grow worse beneath the surgeon's hand; Better that they were not touched at all. — Ovid Copy Share Image
When the surgeon general Joycelyn Elders said that drugs should be legalized, I saw somebody else who felt what I feel. But… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
People say you shouldn't have plastic surgery because if God wanted you another way he would have made you that way, but… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Our priests and presidents, our surgeons and lawyers, our educators and newscasters need worry less about satisfying the demands of their discipline… — Neil Postman Copy Share Image
With a novelist, like a surgeon, you have to get a feeling that you've fallen into good hands - someone from whom… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember,… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
Yes, I've been trepanned. That's quite an interesting experience, especially for my brain surgeon, who saw my thoughts flying around in my… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
The surgery of life hurts. It helps me, though, to know that the surgeon himself, the Wounded Surgeon, has felt every stab… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
I started my career as a surgeon 25 years ago. But it turned out that I am not talented as a surgeon,… — Shinya Yamanaka Copy Share Image
A Russian cosmonaut and a Russian brain surgeon were once discussing Christianity. The brain surgeon was a Christian, but the cosmonaut wasn’t.… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
Ho, Ho, Sir Surgeon. You are too delicate to tell the man that he is ill. You hope to heal the sick… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
It's not racism per se but the tyranny of normalcy - no: the tyranny of attractive normalcy. Which leads to loveable white… — Sandra Tsing Loh Copy Share Image
In fact,I believe the reason why the Chinese failed to develop botany and zoology is that the Chinese scholar cannot stare coldly… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Bypass surgery, angioplasty,and even diagnostic angiograms are so over used that, in my opinion, it constitutes criminal behaviour by the cardiologists and… — Julian Whitaker Copy Share Image
There is but one question ultimately to be asked respecting every line you draw, Is it right or wrong? If right, it… — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
Only funny line I've had was my first day on the set of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They were making me up,… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
My curling personality really had the killer instinct, compared to the real me. I kind of liken it to when a surgeon… — Colleen Jones Copy Share Image
“Surgeons don’t cut you open for fun. They would probably rather be playing rugby or getting very drunk and accusing each other… — Benjamin Daniels Copy Share Image
A remedy [for masturbation] which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis.… — John Harvey Kellogg Copy Share Image
“Approaching the forest from the west was no army, but a delegation of Grailsundanian master surgeons on their way to an appendix… — Walter Moers Copy Share Image
My plastic surgeon ... said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
![“The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your…” quote by Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/brian-regan-3918_brain_the-ultimate-objective-of-comedy-is-to-g_1605012.png)
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