“JAY: No really. Be secure. Pretend I'm a sperm cell. Here. I take the string out of the... hood of my sweatshirt, affix it to my behind for a tail, like so... LENORE: What in God's name are you doing?… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
You can shoot off some sperm and fertilize an egg but that dam sure dont make you a father, especially when you dont do anything you supposed to as that sperm donor — J Mom Copy Share Image