Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best… — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room… — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first. That's a very interesting concept. — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
I wish there was something that - I get all those wonderful letters and wonderful acknowledgments, and I wish I could be more appreciative… — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me. — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got a beginning,… — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana. — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be… — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
They say it's good but I didn't know what I was doing until I got into the suit and they put the moustache on… — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
Then I got out of the service, and I was going to be a Shakespearean actor. — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
