People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness. — Heather Armstrong Copy Share Image
The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the Star Wars prequels. — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
That's the miracle of babies, their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes. — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing. — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
This is part of the essence of motherhood, watching your kid grow into her own person and not being able to do anything about… — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
“In life, it's not the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.” — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
“She single-handedly stocked Leta's entire wardrobe, and although the clothes were flashier than I would normally prefer, I didn't see the harm in having… — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
I usually approach things with the idea that I will take something out of everything I do. — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
There are certain sacred things in my life that I would never talk about. Because they are clear in my head, I can walk… — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
That’s sort of a cliché about parents. We all believe that our children are the most beautiful children in the world. But the thing… — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and… — Heather Armstrong Copy Share
