“I'm not the best at this,' I said. 'I'm the best at... fighting... and like, robots... and killing people.' I paused. Wow, my resume sucked.” — Steven Campbell Copy Share Image
“Sometimes pretty women are like thugs from different gangs: they dislike each other on principle.” — Steven Campbell Copy Share Image
“I heard what sounded like twenty rockets exploding nearby, because twenty rockets exploded nearby.” — Steven Campbell Copy Share Image
“I'm not the best at this,' I said. 'I'm the best at... fighting... and like, robots... and killing people.' I paused. Wow, my resume… — Steven Campbell Copy Share Image
“I've never really thought about a legacy. But for the last century it sounds like I was basically a bully with low blood sugar.” — Steven Campbell Copy Share Image
