If you don't do stupid things when your young, then you won't have funny stuff to talk about when you get old. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like in 'Eastenders' they can write coronavirus into the scripts, so people can actually be socially distancing. But if you're in a… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
Im not barbie, I'm not a supermodle, I cry when I get hurt, I fake half my feelings, I falling love too… — Bubba Copy Share Image
“If it were possible to go back in a time machine and change the stupid things some of us did in grammar… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Real man do not say stupid things about anyone based on stereotypes. This means that real man do not say horrible things… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
The age of 20 was all about stupid things. I did crazy things but never lost it. I was, you know, a… — Ayelet Zurer Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
“When you will not fly into a passion people know you are stronger than they are, because you are strong enough to… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny business. If it's… — Hans Fallada Copy Share Image
“She had no doubt the man would kill her. Stupid things went skating through her mind--she'd never told her mother how much… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
I think the first experience scared the hell out of me. Within months of my initial marriage [on Angela Bowie], I realized… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
“Secrets are stupid things. They hate being contained and like nothing better than to be told everywhere and to everyone, even though… — Kate Karyus Quinn Copy Share Image
It makes no sense to compete in stupid things. Even if you're just playing video games or competing with your friends, it's… — Andrey Rublev Copy Share Image
When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don't want to make an excuse for that.… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
When I was 17 me and my friend had mopeds. We used to play a game where we would close our eyes… — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
Everybody does stupid things in life. Some of us more than others. You think you're going to get away with it. Or… — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
Quit worrying about the stupid things. You have 4 years to be irresponsible. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was the same with Schumacher: the need for the adrenaline rush, to push himself to the limit was always there. So… — Niki Lauda Copy Share Image
“Free huffed. “It’s hardly my fault you made a hero of my father.” “No,” he said softly. “But every bloody time I… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
“This is one of the reasons I study psychology. I’ve never understood why people are so irrational. How supposedly intelligent people can… — G.F. Gustav Copy Share Image
You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
“He’d read a shitload of stupid things, in fact, and most of them were probably just made up by stupid novelists trying… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
For the ignorant, even the most stupid things can be accepted as the most perfect! They can easily declare a blockheaded as… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Yeah, we don't consider many stupid things. I mean, we get rid of 'em fast...Just getting rid of the nonsense -- just… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I was very surprised how many people were earnestly reminiscing about the '80s. It's such a stupid thing to do, like, to… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
I became famous so quickly and so young - it was daunting. I was immature and I used to say some really… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
“Still, Obama’s instincts are right. At least he has recognized the limits of America’s power to impose a global order by force.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They know you are stronger than they are, because you are strong enough to hold in your rage and they are not,… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
The plot details of B movies are irrational: accept that people do things that are contradictory, against their own best interests, have… — Robert Fripp Copy Share Image
After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love', now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
These are young people who made mistakes that aren't that different than the mistakes I made and the mistakes that a lot… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
That depends on the man. I like breasts myself. A nice rack goes a long way in getting me to do just… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“The corner doesn't mind listening to the stupid things I say; Sometimes it's the only one keeping me from running away. And… — Margo T. Rose Copy Share Image
I bet Richard Fuld doesn't have an ounce of contrition. It's just megalomania. When it's like that, you need rules to prevent… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Try to forget all the bad things that happens between you and your best friend , don't lose them for stupid things… — Lana Copy Share Image
I think since I'm not particularly well-known as myself, it's funny all the different perceptions people have of me. Like, if someone's… — Mary Elizabeth Winstead Copy Share Image
“It is in just such stupid things clever people are most easily caught. The more cunning a man is, the less he… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not… — Joshua Jackson Copy Share Image
What was interesting about Trump, I mean, people always say they want a non-politician. Well, you got it with Donald Trump. And… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I'm trying to, with my stand-up and with the podcast, give people these little stupid things to give them happiness. I know… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image