If you ban them in the future, the number of these high-capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the… — Diana DeGette Copy Share Image
To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he… — Eric Massa Copy Share Image
Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Don't condemn the gangbangers, they've got guns that are trafficked, that are not enforced, that are straw purchased and they come into… — Sheila Jackson Lee Copy Share Image
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point.… — Henry Waxman Copy Share Image
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort… — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it… — John Dingell Copy Share Image
I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in… — Rod Blagojevich Copy Share Image
The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare… — Jerry Brown Copy Share Image
Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them. — Mary Frances Berry Copy Share Image
If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did… — Maxine Waters Copy Share Image
Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly. — Alan Grayson Copy Share Image
There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world. — Harry Reid Copy Share Image
I do believe that it's the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies… — Rosie O'Donnell Copy Share Image
The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it… — Donald Fowler Copy Share Image
