One day the worlds male population will spontaneously combust because they've kept too much stuff in for too long. — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“I never trusted the women i was involved with to tell the truth,because the truth never changes,but as i knew so well,people did.I knew… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
One day the worlds male population will spontaneously combust because they've kept too much stuff in for too long. — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
Give a man a noble cause and he would fight to the death for what he believed in,but get the woman he loves to… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
She was the first woman in my life to convince me to fall in love with her. — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“Eventually I had to call upon Dan's master dumping skills to assist me. Which was of course a bad move. A very bad.move. He… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“She had this uncanny sense of seeing things the way they were instead of the way you'd want them to be, of knowing me… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“The one think i don't glean any information about is her husband, so I let my imagination go to town. I imagine he's called… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
If eskimos can come up with fifty words for snow because its a matter of life and death, why do we have just one… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“You see, the broccoli was yours and I give it back to you. The remote control is yours but I used to use it… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“The difference between our love and the love you have for her is like the difference between knowing something in your head and knowing… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
