“I want to roll my eyes, but I'm pretty soon they're going to get stuck in the back of my head, and penis puns are really not worth my permanent facial damage.” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“The Czech Republic. Czechoslovakia hasn't existed for almost twenty years. So unless her parents are visiting 1992, they're in the Czech Republic.” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“I sit, but I'm still stiff as a board. My hands are clenched tight, as if I'm holding my tears in my palms and… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“But while you’re sitting around pining and waiting and wondering and hoping that this perfect love happens, lots of guys and lots of dates… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“Or maybe Jason's right: there are perfect people, many of them, and it's up to you to grab one when you find each other… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“As he says it, I feel almost like I’m receding, or as though he’s receding; everything is blowing away around me, and suddenly, even… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“I was just hoping that you'd realize that guys like me, go with girls like you.” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“When all along... well, what I was hoping you'd realize...' 'My mystery guy was you,' I finish in a whisper. 'Well, yeah,' he says.… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“It's huge!" "That's what she said!" Cue riotous laughter as our bus rumbles past Big Ben. I want to roll my eyes, but I'm… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“Now, I normally do not like it when people sing near me, much less at me. I don't care if they're good, bad, or… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“But things work out, you know? Even if it doesn't feel okay for a long time, or even if it feels lke things will… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
“they do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book.” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share
