The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck. — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
I knew I didn't want to be stuck in Stoke Newington for the rest of my life, hanging about with idiots. That wasn't for me. I wanted to go out and have a look around. — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
Mark my words, Michael Van Gerwen will knock Phil Taylor off his perch one day and be the best darts player on the planet. — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea. — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I'm all right now, though, lovely, I'm throwing some nice darts at the moment,… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
By the time I was 25 or 26, I would have earned a million, but if you looked in the bank account, it's not… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at. — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter or Facebook and don't even use email. I don't trust computers: one day they'll all break down, and everyone will… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
