“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
If strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. — Joe Manganiello Copy Share Image
“Strippers. Zombies. Lesbian anti-heroes. It's all in a days work for me.” — Cain S. Latrani Copy Share Image
I think attractive cops should make it clear they are not strippers sent by your buddies before they tase me. — Danny Zuker Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with sleeping with strippers. Thankfully, I've got a lot of that sort of stuff out of my system. — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
“...The reason why we’re strippers, is invariably more boring, more grounded in nonexistential needs like money—and pragmatic concerns, like money.” — Ruth Fowler Copy Share Image
Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
“My time in heaven was up, and I was being told I wasn't the marrying kind by someone who undresses for a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I love strippers, they have an uncomplicated view of life. You give them money, they show you boobies.” — John G. Hartness Copy Share Image
You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits.… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Belly strippers! The use of this device is one of the most highly prized - and highly priced - secrets of fast-money… — John Scarne Copy Share Image
“I liken kissing baby cheeks to kissing stripper boobies. They’re both irresistible, but you’re bound to catch something. Scientists say there’s at… — J. Matthew Nespoli Copy Share Image
“Around the outside of the room other beautiful women wearing little or nothing at all flitted between the infatuated, intoxicated men, sometimes… — R.D. Ronald Copy Share Image
“You don’t call them ‘strippers.’ They’re dancers. ‘Strippers’ sounds cheesy and amateurish. These women are professionals.” The man sipped his beer and… — Jackson Burnett Copy Share Image
I like the idea of going out with a woman and not doing anything, and just eating dinner and talking, and that's… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
“…The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly… — Susie Bright Copy Share Image
I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
We're looking for stories that speak to us. We're looking for stories that connect us with something true. But, instead, a lot… — Katherine Center Copy Share Image
“What modern day burlesquer hasn't been influenced by Sally Rand? My own pink ostrich fans -designed by Catherine, naturally- were the largest… — Dita Von Teese Copy Share Image
“You could charm the pants off absolutely anyone," I told him quietly. He smirked. "I take it that means you like the… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“Do the laws against sexual assault not apply to strippers? To girlfriends?” — Patty Blount Copy Share Image
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered if your $money$ has ever been in a strippers butt crack? bet you are now :p — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She was no stripper with a heart of gold, that was for sure. A heart of steel, more like.” — Shannon Celebi Copy Share Image
If strippers are called dancers, then drug dealers should be called pharmacists. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Copy Share Image
Strippers are all hippy dippy, free-spirited liberals until you get them pregnant, and then all of a sudden they're super pro-life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont understand why strippers get mad when I tip with monopoly money, I mean...are those real tits? I dont think so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Montreal was a very active jazz center until club owners started putting in strippers instead of music. Before long, there was nothing… — Oscar Peterson Copy Share Image
“I think we should throw money at artists, not at girls who take their clothes off because they made a bad choice… — Darnell Lamont Walker Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
