“Got any new ways to torture and kill people?” “Hmmm,” said the voice. “Did you try stabbing them?” “Of course. That’s one oh one stuff.” “Shooting?’ “With extreme prejudice.” “Burning?” “Yes.” “Strangling?” “Naturally, I mean, I strangle people while I’m… — Jason Z. Christie Copy Share Image
“Got any new ways to torture and kill people?” “Hmmm,” said the voice. “Did you try stabbing them?” “Of course. That’s one oh one… — Jason Z. Christie Copy Share Image
“Never in his unlimited lifespan had he ever allowed anyone to call him anything but President Gorlax. Even when he was a fledgling, and… — Jason Z. Christie Copy Share Image
“Vreal filed away digital copies in triplicate, four analog copies, threw two copies away, shredded one, and finally, ate another. He was rather compulsive.” — Jason Z. Christie Copy Share Image
“On Gortician, a promotion was survival. Firings were literal. You were incinerated, and your successor’s first job was sweeping your ashes up for Ned’s… — Jason Z. Christie Copy Share Image
