“Poor Kenneth probably thinks you are having an affair behind my back. He kept trying to get me back into the store. The man saw his commission going up in smoke along with my marriage.” — Electa Graham Copy Share Image
A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image