“If you decide to cut something out this year, try replacing it with something else to balance out the loss. If you stop drinking soda, for example, replace it with becoming more sedentary. You deserve it. You loved soda.” — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“Do you like flora and fauna? How about plants and animals? Because we have more of that beautiful crap than we know what to… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“Are you having fun playing with those plastic 3-D models of ears, noses and throats? That’s kind of like what I do, except instead… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“There will be others, many others. You’ll try desperately to digest a single word through the acronym-laden gibberish, while beginning to wonder what the… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“Snorkel through our vibrant menagerie of fish and marine life, each one of which has been clearly tagged and labeled for your convenience. Do… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“There are five types of laughter to choose from. You can giggle, chuckle, howl, chortle, and, in extreme cases when you’re wearing a monocle,… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“If you come a little closer you will see that I am depicted as having three penises. Of course I’m not insinuating that I… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“I hate Risk. I have for many years now. I hate that you still like Risk. I hate that you guilt me into playing… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“The subject matter of daydreams has been determined by modern science to vary widely, ranging from having sex with a stranger on a train… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“LEARN FROM THE MASTERS: Mark Twain once said, “Show, don’t tell.” This is an incredibly important lesson for writers to remember; never get such… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“Writing is a muscle. Smaller than a hamstring and slightly bigger than a bicep, and it needs to be exercised to get stronger. Think… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“If you decide to cut something out this year, try replacing it with something else to balance out the loss. If you stop drinking… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“For a beverage, you asked for some “cherry-assed Kool Aid.” Okay, now you’re just adding “assed” in places where it doesn’t even make sense.… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
