Surprisingly I've never really stolen anything. One time when I was really young, I was walking down the street, found a GI Joe in the mud, and took it home and I was like, "I got a GI Joe!" And… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
The only thing I've ever stolen are hours out of people's lives with meandering conversations. — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Basically I made her [ Sara Pocock] listen to funk music for a good month, a nonstop stream of George Clinton. I was talking… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
I was processing a lot of different things and kind of looking over a lot of things and rethinking my childhood. — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
When it was announced that Michael Keaton was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When they announced that Val Kilmer was going to… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
What makes a good festival, above all, is the audience. It feels disconnected when it's meant to bring in people from elsewhere and not… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
I'll get laughs in the places I don't want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in. I don't… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're not getting the laughs you want or at the place you want but that doesn't mean it's not funny. It means you… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
[Harold Pinter] is a British playwright and is one of my favorite writers. Harold was very obsessed with when memory becomes mythology, that at… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
We are constantly consuming entertainment; we treat celebrities like role models and royalty. Sometimes destructive behavior gets ignored, or sometimes the pressure breaks them. — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
The audience is not your boss. They are your collaborators and when you collaborate with someone you don't have to listen to everything they… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
![“Basically I made her [ Sara Pocock] listen to funk music for a good month, a nonstop stream of George Clinton. I was talking about the art from...if you look at the art from George Clinton albums there are two or three artists he worked with...I made her listen to my album too so all the images…” quote by Baron Vaughn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ace/baron-vaughn-6620_albums_basically-i-made-her-sara-pocock-listen_41518.jpg)
![“[Harold Pinter] is a British playwright and is one of my favorite writers. Harold was very obsessed with when memory becomes mythology, that at some point you change your memory to fit who you believe you are.” quote by Baron Vaughn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ea7/baron-vaughn-6620_believe_harold-pinter-is-a-british-playwright-an_375878.jpg)
