Life's dirty. Life's unclean you know. It's birth, it's sex, it's the intestinal tract. One big squishy, unsanitary mess. It never gets any cleaner either. You know, dust to dust, worms crawl in, worms crawl out, right Even though we… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for me--I've ducked it like root canal. Still there's no denying the fact that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and get exhausted, or you can tread water and let the… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people...well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem.… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
There is one thing that all true spirituality has in common, whether that spirituality is derived from faith, from science, from nature or from… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
The vow of silence, that's the mind-blower. See, talking is what I do... i t's a real need with me, a craving, I'm like… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
The purpose of relationships is not happiness, but transformation. — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
I used to think of all the billions of people in the world, and of all those people, how was I going to meet… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The purpose of evolution is to raise us out of the… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
You are the earth. We are sky and earth united.... You are my husband. You are my wife. My feet shall run because of… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
There were always people like the pope. They serve a certain function, of course. They subsidize us. But, they don't create anything and they… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
