The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to tell the carrots from the onions. — Arthur Bloch Copy Share Image
“Who stole my stew? I left it sitting in my stomach while I went to the bathroom, and when I came out it was gone. I was only gone for five minutes.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
