By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“We tiptoe around like we’re the Frank family and the Gestapo is downstairs. The baby monitor is in our room, and the unspoken rule… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. — Billy Crystal Copy Share
I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again. — Billy Crystal Copy Share
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. — Billy Crystal Copy Share
Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy… The beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever and… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
