What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Copy Share Image
“Kids who get Bart Simpson dolls too easily grow up to be punks who steal from candy stores, because they're used to… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
“You pull a pistol on me and insult me? What else do you do? Steal candy from babies?” — Jack Lewis Baillot Copy Share Image
I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
