“Love isn’t blind… It just involves a lot of looking the other way” — Ben Mitchell Blindness Copy Share Image
“You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions” — Ben Mitchell Actions Copy Share Image
“No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share” — Ben Mitchell Acceptance Copy Share Image
“The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls,… — Ben Mitchell Boys Copy Share Image
“How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love” — Ben Mitchell Heart Copy Share Image
“By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart” — Ben Mitchell Education Copy Share Image
“Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about… — Ben Mitchell Life lessons Copy Share Image
“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re… — Ben Mitchell Dissapointment Copy Share Image
“Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the… — Ben Mitchell Life lessons Copy Share Image
“I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it… — Ben Mitchell Controlling Copy Share Image
“I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine… — Ben Mitchell Algebra Copy Share Image
“I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it sparkles brightly, full of life and beauty. But then… — Ben Mitchell Cavemen Copy Share Image
“My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five… — Ben Mitchell Different ideas Copy Share Image
