“Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to go, But still had the feeling that you wanted to stay, You knew it was right, wasn't wrong. Still you knew you wouldn't be very long. Go or stay, stay… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
What's a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what's a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what's… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Now you know that you can't go wrong... If you start each day with a song. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
“Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to go, But still had the feeling that you wanted to stay, You knew it… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
