“Come, Darcy," said he, "I must have you dance. I hate to see you standing about by yourself in this stupid manner.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Standing is stupid, Crawling's a curse, Skipping is silly, Walking is worse. Hopping is hopeless, Jumping's a chore, Sitting is senseless, Leaning's a bore. Running's ridiculous, Jogging's insane- Guess I'll go upstairs and Lie down again.” — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image