Stand up Quotes by Elaine Kirby

She's got a smile on her lips, and some cuts on her hips.

— Elaine Kirby

Nothing lasts forever, I think that's the easiest lesson we all learn in the hardest way.

— Elaine Kirby

Every day is a once in a lifetime event.

— Elaine Kirby

And your gonna see a side of me that people haven't seen in a long time if you keep this up.

— Elaine Kirby

You have a choice. Either let it destroy you, or get up and fight.

— Elaine Kirby

Last person I thought was different, turned out to be a damn good actor.

— Elaine Kirby

Hold on, because I'm letting go.

— Elaine Kirby

Boys; Ask for pictures with no clothes. Men; Ask for pictures with no makeup.

— Elaine Kirby

Fuck it you only live once!

— Elaine Kirby

Like everything Ive ever known, youll disappear one day to.

— Elaine Kirby

Hurts, doesn't it? Knowing that even at my absolute worst, I'm still better than you.

— Elaine Kirby

I will stop loving you - When Tom catches Jerry and has him for dinner.

— Elaine Kirby