The easy part is on stage. Life, on the other hand, isn't. The reason I'm probably up on stage in the first place is because I'm unable to do anything off-stage. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
All I'm interested in is being creative and working with creative people. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Yeah, we toured the Orkneys once. In a tiny biplane which they shot out of a catapult. And then we got off the plane.… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I sort of sat in a darkened room a lot of the time. I was very lonely and I… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
I take the bins out, do the washing-up and all the run-of-the-mill things like that and that's how I like it to be. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Me and the missus have come a long way since our first flat in Southend. When I first came to London I looked in… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
When I'm at home I'm Lee, I take out the rubbish and I take Molly to school in the mornings. When I'm working, I… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
It's a real honour to be the first comedian to play the O2 which will be the single biggest gig of my career. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
I wouldn't like to say what I've turned down - they've been huge successes. But I don't mind because I didn't want to do… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Endgame' has a definite association with my life. I see Hamm as The Establishment and me as the monkey boy who comes out with… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
We never stayed anywhere for long. Southport, Blackpool, Bristol, Essex - we moved all the time. I went to dozens of schools. I was… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
My ambition isn't just to be successful in showbusiness - it's to be a successful person. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
I've done every kind of student gig going, where you get beat up, spat out, chucked out, and your car nicked. Working on a… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
It's true that Scottish audiences are harder to impress but, if they like you, they're very passionate. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
I will never go back to Hollywood. It was like a nightmare. I enjoyed it at the time, but I wanted to be back… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
