Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear! — Dinah-Jane Hansen Copy Share Image
Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. — George Edward Moore Copy Share Image
Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine's Day date that will still result in us having sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a sidelines child: never class president, never team captain, never the one with the most valentines in my box. — Lois Lowry Copy Share Image
“If I could do all of that on February 14th, it would be a personal best for me. Something to share with… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
Maybe the scars will heal with time, Maybe I will get my lost valentine, even if you are thoushan miles away, my… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
“At times like these, size really does matter," I point out, at I extend my ginormous umbrella over her in a way… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My first Valentine gift was a cute little pup gifted to me by my family, which I had always wished for. — Shefali Zariwala Copy Share Image
“Everyone looks for the first snowdrop as proof that our part of the earth is once more turning towards the sun, but… — Carole Carlton Copy Share Image
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
