“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr. I say: No contest.” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
“Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase it to make you happy.” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
“Fine. If you insist. I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But-- I won't enjoy it.” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
“Letmeoutletme outletmeoutletmeout. Wait--let me back in! ... Letmeinletme inletmeinletmein. Wait--let me back out!” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
“What do you mean "Ewww"? How is my tuna breath worse than peanut butter?” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
“I explained it loud and clear. What part of "meow" don't you understand?” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
“Your tummy, soft as warm dough. I knead and knead, then bake it with a nap.” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
