Squirrels Quotes

Squirrel brains make you smart.

— Kay Robertson

Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.

— Zadie Smith

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

— Anonymous

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.

— Anonymous

You can't keep a squirrel on the ground.

— Mary Lasswell

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

— Anonymous

I like squirrels. They're so adventurous.

— Gabby Douglas

I don't trust squirrels.

— Terry Rozier

“there are a large variety of robots that can work against squirrels,”

— Bill Adler Jr

Squirrels are the best animals for squirrel stew!

— Iylish Dunn

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again.

— Will Smith

The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Some people are just sad when there aren't talking squirrels.” —Lily Winter”

— Richard Due

The squirrels on campus were beyond domestic; they were practically domestically abusive.

— Rainbow Rowell

“When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts!”

— Brenda Lochinger

Red squirrels... you don't see many of them since they became extinct.

— Michael Aspel

All us Youngs could throw. I used to kill squirrels with a stone when I was a kid, and my granddad once…

— Cy Young

The best moments any of us have as human beings are those moments when for a little while it is possible to…

— Frederick Buechner

Take this squirrel, for instance. Ulysses. Do I believe he can type poetry? Sure, I do believe it. There is much more…

— Kate DiCamillo

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle…

— Lilian Jackson Braun

The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“My grandfather used to say that tionnax are like squirrels, they collect nuts.” Ellix, guard, Viddion marah.”

— Taylor Grace

Whenever he looks at me with those big brown eyes, I feel like giving him a nut,” she said. She even started…

— Kerstin Gier

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing,…

— Karl Pilkington

I was becoming more cunning than an animal in hiding my supply of morphine. A squirrel saving nuts is limited by its…

— Evalyn Walsh McLean

Many people love grey squirrels, but the reality is that they are a real problem for some of our most threatened native…

— Jim Knight

“​​Some taxidermist had made the mistake of stuff a pair if squirrels, dressing them in tiny suits and ties, and seating them…

— Carol K. Carr

Come to the woods, for here is rest. There is no repose like that of the green deep woods. Here grow the…

— John Muir

Do you think that's, like, REAL bacon?" I whispered to Sydney and Dimitri. "And not like squirrel or something?" "Looks real to…

— Richelle Mead

She told them simply and directly that the meadow was a place of peace and beauty, where indeed if one came to…

— Kathryn Lasky

They [i.e. ambitious men] may not cease, but as a dog in a wheel, a bird in a cage, or a squirrel…

— Robert Burton

...in the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you'd hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted…

— Tom Franklin

Unless we do change our whole way of thought about work, I do not think we shall ever escape from the appalling…

— Dorothy L. Sayers

“Of course we will send postcards to Nutsawoo. And we shall bring him back a present as well. In fact,' she went…

— Maryrose Wood

When we get out of the glass bottles of our ego, and when we escape like squirrels turning in the cages of…

— Anonymous

“Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And…

— Kami Garcia

There are complaints that it's hard to remember what you can say and what you can't, which words are 'in' for certain…

— Rosalie Maggio

No two things differ more than hurry and dispatch. Hurry is the mark of a weak mind, dispatch of a strong one.…

— Charles Caleb Colton

There's a feeling that feels like what I've been told is love. It has to do with what Louis Schwartzberg said today…

— Daphne Zuniga

If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should…

— P. J. O'Rourke