Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in time. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
“if you copy from one author, it’s plagiarism, but if you copy from many, it’s research.” — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .' — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing… — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
