I feel like if we could weaponize drunk bro-dudes we could defeat ISIS in one spring break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never had a spring break. I've always been on the road. I've always been traveling. — Marcus Smart Copy Share Image
Here's to the stoners who don't have anything to do on Spring break but to get high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one not excited about spring break, because I'm fat and an outcast? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please hurry up spring break because I have mentally checked out of school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Spring break! Were there any two words ever put together that make a more beautiful sound?” — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
Everyone has a spring break body if you don't care about society's unrealistic appearance expectations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At worst, spring break in Daytona Beach feels feral - like everybody is trying to re-create scenes from the movie 'The Hangover.' — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
I hope Twitter's 140-character limit doesn't hinder you from describing every detail of your ecstasy-fueled spring break beach orgies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was spring break, so the theater was always packed with high schools students. It was an animal house. I wanted to… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Spring Break is very strange. I grew up in France, so I don't know Spring Break. That doesn't exist in Europe. — Alexandre Aja Copy Share Image
With the job market in shambles, I see no reason to steer clear of career-jeopardizing photos this spring break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton is now driving from New York to Iowa. It's been called the least-exciting spring break trip in history. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“So spring break consisted of seven fun-filled days cooped up in the house with Jeffrey, who was grounded because he’d won the… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I met my wife on Spring break when I was in college. I was at the University of Notre Dame. She was… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Whenever it was spring break, someone would always have a guitar down at the beach, and they'd play a random song, and… — Cole Swindell Copy Share Image
During an earthquake it sometimes happens that fresh springs break out in dry places which water and quicken the land so that… — Sadhu Sundar Singh Copy Share Image
“Would you like some tea?" She wrinkled her nose. "Is there booze in it?" He looked into the pitcher. "Just tea. No… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“It sounds dumb, but one of the first things I'd thought of was that I'd look like the Vandy: covered in swirling… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
As a kid in the projects, I always looked forward to spring break. We'd either have cousins visiting us for the week… — Flo Rida Copy Share Image
'Memorial Day' is about 'spring break' girls-gone-wild culture which is the seedy underbelly of our American Puritanism, the inverse side of the… — Josh Fox Copy Share Image
“I don't think I want to have this sort of conversation with you, especially since you're going to be a virgin till… — Kate Perry Copy Share Image
“During the spring break I read a book called Everlasting. It was a really great book to read. It was about how… — Elizabeth Chandler Copy Share Image
“Marry me," I said without hesitation. I was surprised at how quickly and easily the words came. His mouth spread into a… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Think of the sound you make when you let go after holding your breath for a very, very long time. Think of… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
Want to talk third wave feminism, you could cite Ariel Levy and the idea that women have internalized male oppression. Going to… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Vegas?" I asked. His brow furrowed, unsure of where I was headed. "Yeah?" "Have you thought about going back?" His eyebrows shot… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
