Wish I was actually going somewhere for spring break but NOOPEE I'm stuck in this hell hole state. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait to act like sluts in an environment where no one knows what sluts we are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I'm not going to be looking like a VS model by spring break, I'm not going anywhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like if we could weaponize drunk bro-dudes we could defeat ISIS in one spring break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So all my friends are going on spring break and I'm over here just excited to sleep in for a full week... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear people trying to get in shape for spring break, You should've started a long time ago...just saying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Allow me to apologize in advance for what I'm going to do with your upcoming set of spring break bikini photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope Twitter's 140-character limit doesn't hinder you from describing every detail of your ecstasy-fueled spring break beach orgies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With the job market in shambles, I see no reason to steer clear of career-jeopardizing photos this spring break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your spring break isn't further shamed by the fact that our president has a better beach body than you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope spring break provides enough time to recover from a stressful semester of binge drinking and reckless sex with total strangers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the stoners who don't have anything to do on Spring break but to get high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one not excited about spring break, because I'm fat and an outcast? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please hurry up spring break because I have mentally checked out of school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone has a spring break body if you don't care about society's unrealistic appearance expectations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not be going anywhere warm for spring break.. But I'm sure gonna have a great time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kinda want to binge eat 10 cupcakes...kinda want a hot body for spring break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need spring break. Not even to go to the beach or be with friends, but to relax and take a break… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me on spring break: 1) puts on bikini 2) puts on turtleneck 3) puts on sweatpants 4) crawls in hole 5) stays there — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spring break, senior trip, prom & graduation are the only things getting me through these last few months of school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would be a tragic waste of talent if you didn't enter every conceivable spring break wet t-shirt contest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
