. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Since I didn't have a spork handy, I leaned over the sink and scooped up a palmful of cold water and pressed… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
The iPad falls between two stools - not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I like sporks. They're like spoons, but you can poke people with them. — Ed Robertson Copy Share Image
“Finish that sentence and I will stab you in the eye with the spork Bethany’s about to pull out of her bag… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Good question. (Acheron) I have a better one. How are we going to clean up this mess? (Kyrian) Nah, mine’s even better.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image