I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I'll be there for you like Spongebob. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
SpongeBob is an innocent, and people respond to an innocent. I don't think it matters if you're young or old. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
The real writer learns nothing from life. He is more like an oyster or a sponge. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
A sponge has that much absorbent capability and after a while you can pour water over it and nothing stays. — Itzhak Perlman Copy Share Image
I act as a sponge. I soak it up and squeeze it out in ink every two weeks. — Janet Flanner Copy Share Image
My brain never turns off of songwriting. Every conversation, everything I see, I'm just kind of like a sponge and I soak… — Dustin Lynch Copy Share Image
Squidward: Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! — Spongebob Copy Share Image
I'm inspired by everything that goes on around me. I'm a sponge. I'm very analytical. I notice the things that most people… — Kevin Gates Copy Share Image
Certainly I'm not going to sit on the Internet all day and read what Sam from Iowa is saying about me. But… — Eminem Copy Share Image
The last movie I did, I was very lucky: I got to work with probably the best actor of our era, Billy… — Tim McGraw Copy Share Image
Friendship can come with many challenges. It's so hard to find a true friend in the world. Take Spongebob and Patrick. They're… — Kori Rice Copy Share Image
SpongeBob is a complete innocent - not an idiot. SpongeBob never fully realizes how stupid Patrick is. They're whipping themselves up into… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
You're an enormous sponge and everything goes in there and you squeeze it out in songs, I guess. And if you're a… — Feist Copy Share Image
I would say that I have an aspect of my personality which is that I have no personality. That's why I work… — Andrew Wylie Copy Share Image
New Orleans lives by the water and fights it, a sand castle set on a sponge nine feet below sea level, where… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
In the room, when I'm playing SpongeBob, I'm optimistic and I'm happy, and I smile in the face of those who are… — Ethan Slater Copy Share Image
Why is Spongebob the most ideal friend? Patrick: He still loves me even if I'm stupid. He ignores my weakness. Squidward: I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Today was the dance contest, the one where Squidward takes over Spongebob's body...During the competition, Squidward gets a cramp and Spongebob's body… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
The claim that SpongeBob makes your child dumber is a causal claim. If you do X, Y will happen. To prove that,… — Emily Oster Copy Share Image
I wasn't the most confident of cooks, but I just persevered, and I wanted to learn, and I wanted to be a… — April Bloomfield Copy Share Image
“[Reverend James] Dobson says that the [Spongebob Squarepants] video would be watched by millions of elementary school students and includes a reference… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
“It’s SpongeBob, Eleanor,” he said, speaking very slowly and clearly as though I were some sort of idiot. “SpongeBob SquarePants?” A semi-human… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“...Mind you, if we we're talking about regeneration, we could go a step further and take a leaf out of the sponge… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
![“[Reverend James] Dobson says that the [Spongebob Squarepants] video would be watched by millions of elementary school students and includes a reference to being 'tolerant of differences.' The nerve! Who does Spongebob think he is? Jesus Christ? Tolerance will not be, uh, tolerated. Oh, and…” quote by Celia Rivenbark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d4/celia-rivenbark-15261_elementary-school_reverend-james-dobson-says-that-the-spon_2910992.jpg)
