I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail… — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
What I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do.… — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I… — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to… — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I'd go down and talk to all the people running… — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
I already did everything one time and that makes that one time stick out. — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
Just about every actor wants to be a Disney cartoon voice at some point. — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
