Spider Quotes

Hold on tight, spider monkey!

— Edward Cullen

Bye Spider-Man!

— Jenna Marbles

Spiders - hate 'em.

— Joe Calzaghe

Ugh so gross lol

— Anonymous

“I weed on a spider”

— Victoria Green

Patience to the spider

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I don't like spiders”

— J.K. Rowling

I don't have a love for spiders.

— Bridget Marquardt

Spiders' webs only have to be large enough to catch flies.

— Neil Gaiman

I always like jumping spiders. They're just so darn cute.

— Cheryl Hayashi

I have drunk and seen the spider.

— William Shakespeare

I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings.

— Julie Klausner

The day spider fly is the day I live on the moon.

— Kyle

If only spiders and flys paid rent

— Emma Runyan

Don't worry, spiders, I keep house casually.

— Kobayashi Issa

I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.

— Kate Dickie

“It is too. Who’d have imagine big, bad Lucian Bane is afraid of spiders.”

— Lucian Bane

Is there anything in the universe more beautiful and protective than the simple complexity of a spider's web?

— E. B. White

Victory to the spider. Patience wins the day. And today my patience ends. (Apollymi)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“It's big enough for her," said the chat. "Spiders' webs only have to be large enough to catch flies.”

— Neil Gaiman

I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.

— Boy George

“I watch a spider outside my window, how she carefully weaves a dreamcatcher in the corner. Just for me.”

— Frances Ivy

“Why do I hate spiders? Gods, who doesn't? What a stupid question.”

— Steven Erikson

Like, 100 percent, I hate spiders. I thought I really liked them, and I learned that was just false. I really can't…

— Tom Holland

“Better to be a mouse behind the wainscoting, nibbling at the wires. Better to be a spider, high up under the eaves,…

— Stephen King

“Teach them a spider does not spin a web. Spiders spin meaning. Cut one strand and the web holds. Cut many, the…

— Frederic M. Perrin

If I'm interviewing someone I need to know everything about them - I do these massive spider diagrams. Everything under different categories,…

— Cat Deeley

I don't like spiders; setting a trap is the art of low creatures! Who shall ever lay a trap shall be the…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions…

— Tracy Morgan

I got hit by a dart when I was 5, playing catch with my dad. But it hit my left shoulder, not…

— John Part

It's like the spiders are sharing an ancient secret with me, and that's why I'm going to spend the rest of my…

— Cheryl Hayashi

“He was looking at Mr. Nancy, an old black man with a pencil moustache, in his check sports jacket and his lemon…

— Neil Gaiman

Just like a spider with a line of silk! Did you ever see them throw themselves out into space to weave? They're…

— Olivia Goldsmith

The spider dances her web without knowing there are flies that will get caught in it. The fly, dancing nonchalantly on a…

— Eugen Herrigel

“I stomped on the spiders as I backed away, halting their progress. A brave one ambled forward and sank it’s dripping mandibles…

— E.J. Stevens

“She missed having someone at her back, knowing that it didn't all fall on her, every hour, every day, every month, every…

— Roxanne Snopek

“There is a patience of the wild--dogged, tireless, persistent as life itself--that holds motionless for endless hours the spider in its web,…

— Jack London

A spider is proud when it has caught a fly; one man when he has caught a poor hare, and another when…

— Marcus Aurelius

Do you understand how there could be any writing in a spider's web?" "Oh, no," said Dr. Dorian. "I don't understand it.…

— Anonymous

If spiders start flying I'm leaving this planet.

— Anonymous