Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause! — Ritesh Copy Share Image
A man received message from his neighbor... Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when… — Ritesh Copy Share Image
Maybe not today..not tomorrow..not even day after tomorrow...it wont change...neither me and nor a thing about you. — Ritesh Copy Share Image
They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, Im the one… — Ritesh Copy Share Image
