I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress because pretty soon, she won't be able to fit into it. — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
So what am I supposed to do, run him under some hot water and bang his head against a table? — Rachel Green Copy Share
It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if… — Rachel Green Copy Share
Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies? — Rachel Green Copy Share
Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeffer,Elizabeth Hurley, Dorothy Hamel? Honey you do know, she only spins like that on ice. — Rachel Green Copy Share
You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend. — Rachel Green Copy Share
You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going… — Rachel Green Copy Share
Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people… — Rachel Green Copy Share
Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks! — Rachel Green Copy Share
Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my… — Rachel Green Copy Share
I can't believe Chip dumped me for that slut, Nancy Branson. You know, I'm taking him back. I don't care how much he begs. — Rachel Green Copy Share
Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing. — Rachel Green Copy Share
Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas. — Rachel Green Copy Share
