“I spent a hundred dollars to buy him a six-foot-tall cat tower off Amazon.” — Penelope Bloom Copy Share Image
“If they give the purple heart for soldiers, I guess they could give me the blue ball medal for the testament of willpower I… — Penelope Bloom Copy Share Image
“Brianne Hartley, if you would, start us off with an excerpt from your work so we can hear it in your voice.” — Penelope Bloom Copy Share Image
“I’ll get over the fact that Jake took his stalking to a whole new level by following me on this boat if you can… — Penelope Bloom Copy Share Image
“You barely know me? Why, because you don’t know my favorite color? Because you don’t know about my childhood? Fuck that. The past shapes… — Penelope Bloom Copy Share Image
“I hear a loud bang from outside and wince as the movers continue their apparent mission to ding, dent, or scratch every last thing… — Penelope Bloom Copy Share Image
“I spent a hundred dollars to buy him a six-foot-tall cat tower off Amazon.” — Penelope Bloom Copy Share Image
“No. Reid Riggins is unbelievable. You let me know if you ever need someone to watch the house for you. I’ll keep an eye… — Penelope Bloom Copy Share Image
